Saturday, 25 June 2011

Transformers Dark Of The Moon Wii The Worst Game Ever OF All Time

Well what can I say about this game this woundfile pile of crap. well to start with WHAT THE HELL Activision what the hell posed you to make this god afule game its apuling beyound belife ok im geting carreyed away here lets take a deap breath and give this game a proper review.

First off geting a free gift included with every game and not as a preorder bonouns shows only one thing there some reason the company releasing the games is asking for your forgivinus but to ask for it with such a shit thing the free litil toy yet get is bumbelbee his doors open to reveal guns and thats it it feales cheaper than a happy meal toy but were not here to talk about a crapy toy were here to talk about the game that comes with the crapy toy.

Ok Activision now you were geting good with your transformeres games arfter your cybertron adventeres games on the wii so I have just one qustion WHAT THE HELL WENT WRONG ? ok to start with the cut seens look like they were made with web cartoon animachion that was poplaer a fue years ago ok not so bad but the game play is were it get stupid first you can eaither drive in a defenslus verkile mode or swich to stelth mode were the verkile can pull out wepons, its at this point I would like to point out that in every tf game the chateres have all ways had wepons in there verkile moed except for that armada game on PS2, but were geting off point here. The Ider behind this stelth force mode is so they can fight wiout being seen ok this is great ider in city leveals but out in the midile of the deseret or in side a autobot bace who the hell is going to seee them fight.

Apart from thros anoyenses aside it would be a great game but for just one nigiling but ovious facket THERE TRANSFORMERS there ment to change into giant robots in this game they fail to do that except in the cut seens when this does happen there usichily stoud out in the open where people can see them which begs the qustion what the bloody point of the stelth mode.

But theases problems aside its atachily not that bad a game the game play is smove its all posibile except where the difilikitily seames to go from good to falling off a clif hard I was atachily starting to enjoy this game a litil till it did something unbelivibile stupid.

This stupid moment happened when I play megatrons leveail hes still got his Revange Of the Fallen tank mode ok this is cool what not cool is that untill he goes to stelth force mode he carnt fire his wepons whis brings up 3 blearing qustions 1 what king of tank carnt shout its wepons ? 2 why would a alien cybertroioun tank that dosent belen in need a tank mode ? 3 who the hell decided that megatron needed a stelth force mode.

All in all this would be a great game if it was anthing outher than transformeres the plot is stupid the who game is based off the failed stelth force toy line ( which by the way yes I had notised that this whole game was a bloodey markting tool ) and the facket they inored severil ovious things in my opioun inore it dont buy it for the love of good save your money and get a it out of the bargin bin in 3 months time. I give it a score of 3 out of 10.

Friday, 24 June 2011

WTF Is The Movie Line Games Cursed

Ok I know that Revange Of The Fallen was when we all gave up hope in transformeres games being good but I went out on a lim and bort the the vearious vershion of the War For Cybertron games, and for once I was plsenty sperised with how good the gamnes were ativishion were geting it right again so with renewed cofdins in them I invenstgied in buying all of this years transformeres game vereachions, and what did I find.

I found its a whos who of CRAP with a captil C so over the next fue days pepere to read as I wrant about the worst transformer games ever I have yet to see the PS3 one but im not expecting much but lets just say if its like what nintendow useres got fobed off with then ativishion will get one hell of a abusive e-mail.


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